1. I need a job
2. I'm hire-able right?
3. Job hunting is boring though, why hasnt someone made this fun yet?!
4. I'll start after I drink my coffee.
5. Aww I ran out of coffee, time to make another one!
6. OH MY GOD, THAT COFFEE WAS AMAZING! I CAN SEE SOUNDS!
7. Why do I want to work for them?
8. Because I need money to buy shoes and wine. No I cant write that
9. Because I'm smart and sophisticated. Oh yeah!
10. Ugh, why do you need 3 million degrees and a driving license for all these jobs.
11. I can juggle and make good coffee. HIRE ME
12. Ooh coffee break!
13. Someone pay me to sleep and eat all day?
14. I should get a cat
15. Oooh Hollyoaks is on.
16.Fuck is it 6.30 already?!
17. Oh yeah, I didnt get up til 2
18. I wonder if putting a photo on my CV will get me a job.
19. I could be a make up artist, I mean look at how matching the wings of my eyeliner are!
20. Aww crap my phone's memory is full from the 63 selfies I just took
21. Eh I give up.
Forever unemployed </3
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